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As stolen from oerthedesertsky...   
03:43pm 23/06/2004
 
mood: bored
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...breath taking
Your hugs are...gentle
Your eyes...light up a day
Your touch is...the only thing I desire
Your smell is...beautiful
Your smile is...encouraging
Your love is...everlasting
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Double Rainbow!!!!!!   
03:36pm 23/06/2004
 
mood: amused
The day before yesterday a beautiful double rainbow showed up here!!! I was so happy!!!! The last time I saw a Rainbow was a few days before I would travel to England... and before that was years and years without seeing one!!!!! Really magical!!!! RainbowCollapse )
 
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Die Yuppie Scum   
03:10pm 22/06/2004
 
mood: anxious
I love Bret Easton Ellis... Glamorama is the fucking craziest book I have ever read!!!!

"The smell of shit in the VIP room..."

"Confusion and hopelessness don't necessarily causes a person to act."

"The Christian Bale looking guy..."

"I think I was paying too much attention to the way things looked, right? But I can't find anything else... to put in its place!"
 
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I'm Speechless!!!!!!!!   
01:54pm 22/06/2004
 
mood: excited
GORGEOUS CHRISTIANCollapse )
 
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As stolen from alejandra...   
02:05pm 16/06/2004
 

The rules are as follows:

Cross out the guys/girls/things you would never sleep with
Bold the guys/girls/things you would sleep with
Italicize the ones you'd sleep with if you were paid to
Add 3 of your own!

DISCLAIMER: Underage people are in this meme, if you're offended by that then don't bother looking. None of this is to be taken seriously, we were being really silly and just having a laugh, hopefully you guys can do the same. If you want to participate in the meme but not post it in your journal, then post it in the comments, I don't mind! :o)

Since I don't know how to cross out, I'll just underline the ones I would not sleep with...

1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana
10. Achilles
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney
24. Justin (also from Queer As Folk)
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane (from The L Word)
27. Angelina Jolie
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie (from QaF)
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael (from QaF)
33. Johnny Depp
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers) 36. Older Simba
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas
My three additions:
57. Luke Wilson    58. Robert Downey Jr.  59. James Franco       

 
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Oh fuck!!!!   
01:57pm 16/06/2004
 
mood: worried
Damn!!! I shaved my head!!!!!! Couldn't stand my hair anymore!!! It is so crapy!!! So I just shaved it all!!!!!!!!

http://www.fotolog.net/mrsbateman/?photo_id=8124658

:/
 
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Beckham MY ASS!!!!!!!!!   
02:03pm 14/06/2004
 

Goddamn!!!!! Why the hell that fucking David Beckham is famous for????? The game last night was a complete disaster!!!!! I tried to support England, I really tried, but they are fucking lauzy!!!!!!!! The game was awful!!! Neither England nor France played a decent game, but at least France was more organized, even though they don't know how to score a fucking gol!!!! How they beat Brazil 6 years ago is beyond any knowledge!!! But England!!!! Man!!! I was actually excited to see Beckham playing, since this guy is all over London and in all fucking magazines, so I thought, maybe he is good!!!! But fuck, I know guys from my neighborhood in Sao Paulo who play better than he does!!!! When the thing is football, Brazil is the name to think and that's it!!! Argentina might be really good, as is Italy, but we are masters in playing a beautiful game!!! Pele, Garrincha, Socrates, Ronaldo, Ronadinho Gaucho, Falcao, Rivaldo, those are the guys!!!!!!!!! I miss good football, England sucks!

Pele is the best ever!!!!!!

 
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So, I never thought I look like Juliette Binoche!!!!!!   
02:16pm 11/06/2004
 
mood: amused

Hey everybody!!!!!! I was more than a week without internet at home!!!!!!! Sucked big time!!!!!!!! But now it's back, thank god!!!!! How is everyone doing??

Well, I found something really cool today at internet... a test, an anology test of your face compared with the celebs... So, Juliette Binoche was my constant match!!!! I'm flatered, cause she is simply beautiful!!! She is more than beautiful actually, there is something else about her, but I don't think I really look like her, maybe I got something of her, but i certainly don't look like her... So, I have something of black women, certainly, since my grandmother was black, and also latin women... See the results and try yourself at this link  http://www.gabitus.com/eng/analogia/2.html 

See the results hereCollapse )

 
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That's the mess...   
07:29pm 01/06/2004
 
mood: bored

That's the mess, uhu uhu, I like it!


 

 
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Conversation between father Ted and father Dougal...   
04:48pm 30/05/2004
 
mood: drained

Father Ted: I ordered some new stuff for the house, get rid of this old tat.
Father Dougal: Did you phone Habitat?
Father Ted: No, Habit Hat. Like Habitat it sells soft furnishings but also priest clothes.
Father Dougal: Does it not get confused with Habitat?
Father Ted: No, that's never happened, except when you just did it.
Father Dougal: Anyway, what else did you order?
Father Ted: Priest's socks, really black ones.
Father Dougal: I read an article about priest's socks, that priest's socks are blacker than any other socks.
Father Ted: That's right. Sometimes you see lay people wearing apparently black socks, but if you look closely, they are really very, very, very very dark blue.
Father Dougal: That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks but when i look at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Father Ted: Never buy black socks in a normal shop. They will shaft you everytime.

So there is Father Ted's tip! Never buy black socks in a normal shop!!!!!


 
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Catastrophic Dream...   
09:48am 29/05/2004
 
mood: confused

Man, today I dream that they have thrown a fucking giant plane in a building in London but since the buildings are short there the plane kind of got stuck in the ground!LOL! And then we were going to run away but the authorities started to direct people to the building where the plane was stuck, cause it was safer, since when the plane parts started to fall to the ground, he would fall around in the streets where we were!! I saw no sense in that but I got into the building anyway since everyone was going and it was like a Labyrinth, we started to go down a lot of stairs but it was really thin corridors and I got lost from my husband and my mom and sister, but then I found Tom Waits and  he stayed with me... And we found some really morbid places in there, like a room full of candies that was guarded by a girl who wouldn't share with anyone, and she was eating the candies like a mad dog, and everything was very surrealistic... Then me and Tom, we found our way out, but we would have to pass below a part of the plane mixed with the building rests, which was really dangerous cause it could fall over us, and as we walked our steps would tremble everything and we got really scared and we run and the things started to fall behind us, but finally we passed and we were on the street in front of the building, looking at the disaster, but we got really fond of each other, we hugged, he gave me his real adress so I could send him a letter, not that record company crap one, and I already had a letter ready, but I didn't give it to him at that moment... we parted and then I went to the post office and sent the letter, and I was sure he was going to get it and that we were going to meet again...

Strange dream! It was scary, but good... Why am I dreaming with Tom Waits so much?

 
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And now a word from our sponsors...   
04:58pm 28/05/2004
 
mood: irritated

JUDE LAW'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooops!! Wrong picture!!! But for sure Sienna is a big fat hairy ass!

I meant that pic here, a really yummy ass:

 
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Ok people!! I'm here!!!   
04:17pm 28/05/2004
 
mood: infuriated

Kind of DOWN lately!!!! I just wanted to go under the couch and stay there in the dark, you know! FUCK!
Today is friday and I'm gonna fucking drink a lot!!!
I'm in a forgotten boy mood today, so:

I`m a street walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm
I`m a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
I am a world`s forgotten boy
The one who searches and destroys
Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby detonates for me
Look out honey, `cause I`m using technology !
Ain`t got time to make no apology
Soul radiation in the dead of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight
Honey gotta strike me blind
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby penetrates my mind
And I`m the world`s forgotten boy
The one who`s searchin`, searchin` to destroy
And honey I`m the world`s forgotten boy
The one who`s searchin`, searchin` to destroy
Forgotten boy, forgotten boy
Forgotten boy said
hey forgotten boy

Ps: this post was completely stoled from a fotolog, the picture was hotlinked and the lyric was copied, SO WHAT?

 
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09:10pm 21/05/2004
 

Bigus Dickus...

 
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To Christian Bale   
05:55pm 21/05/2004
 
mood: artistic

Blessed colors, blessed curves, blessed way...
that storms out with fury all those sensitive hearts.
Apolo kissed your lips before the first dawn
and now you rule the sky like a giant king
that wants to stage all the infinity madness of lost souls.
In your eyes crazy fairies making love
and cursing the destiny of their wings
that were lost when they touched your bright face.
No possibility of hide the devils...
they climb your hot body...
thirsty, so their faces look like mad dogs starving for blood...
And your blood is sweeter than honey
cause you were there when Desire proclamed its lover...
It was you.

 
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Oh man, look at him go... Go Patrick, GOOOOOO!!!!!!   
12:54pm 20/05/2004
 
mood: aggravated

So, today i'm feeling better cause the pain at my ribs is almost gone as for my right arm, but my wrist is still pretty bad, not to mention the wounds all over my body, it's horrible!!!!! Just now that I have bought some shorts to show my legs and that I was going to the park everyday to get a little tanned... shit! And my hand is so bad that I don't know how long I will have to stay without ride my bike!!! Oh crap...

So, take the quiz. I'm Mr. Orange... the rat!! How is he loyal?? Just loyal to the police that is! Loyal is Mr. White, not Mr. Orange! I should have taken Mr. White! Blahhh!

I'm Mr. Orange!
You're Mr. Orange!

Which Reservoir Dog Are You?
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Really cool test!   
05:52pm 19/05/2004
 
mood: still in pain
Morpheus
Morpheus


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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huhauhuahuahuhahuau!!!   
01:29pm 19/05/2004
 
mood: still in pain
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:A can of mace
Your Favorite Target:Women
Your Kill Count:309,458,330
Your Battle Cry:"My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail:42
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$174,363,502,220,695
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 87%
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Fuck!!!!!!!!!!   
01:05pm 19/05/2004
 
mood: in pain!

Fuck!!! Today I fell from the bike real bad!!!!! This time I end up with a lot of bruises and the worst is that is something wrong with my left wrist, my right arm and my right ribs, cause I'm having problems to breath... When I fell I thought I had something really wrong because I couldn't breath at all! I got pretty scared!!! I'm not in a lot of pain but I can feel there is something wrong... I hope is only because of the impact and will be better soon... It was terrible, a fucking truck closed me, and I tried to go up the sidewalk but coudn't and the bike went to the ground, but the problem is that it was pure concret, so i have bruises all over!! it hurted a lot!!!!! I'll end up killing myself, that's the second time I fell !!!!

I am feeling a bit like kkkk ken now... thank god I didn't hit any innocent dog! But i almost ran over a little rabbit!!! Can you imagine???


 
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And now for something completely different...   
07:53pm 17/05/2004
 
mood: cynical

Take the Which Monty Python & The Holy Grail character are you? Test @ The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site

so, i'm sir lancelot.. uh hu...
 
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